Vortex Bar

 EXPIRATION DATE: 30/11/2023

This one is 40 grams of epic, crunchy, tasty goodness: 

• High in protein & fiber
• Gluten free
• With sugar & sweeteners
• Suitable for vegetarians

In order to make these babies taste irresistable, they contain milk and soy. If you're allergic to any of these, you probably shouldn't eat them... (just saying)

How to eat instructions: (for real?!):

• Check the expiration date on the back of the bar/box.
• Still good? Open the package and sniff the vanilla white chocolate smell.
• Lastly, open your watery mouth and start snacking. 
• Don't have teeth? Just heat a bar for 1 minute in the microwave at 730 Watt. (After removing the wrapper of course. Phoeh, that was close..)

Once you receive your box, store them in a cool and dry place. Don't leave it standing next to your overheated gaming pc. Unless you don't have teeth. Then it's fine.

If you're still reading this nonsense, you're probably interested in the actual ingredients and nutritional value. Well, here you go!