Sample Box

EXPIRATION DATE GRUNT (chocolate): 31/10/2023

EXPIRATION DATE VORTEX (vanilla): 30/11/2023

The sample box is best of both worlds. The ideal box to try both flavours. Or the perfect gift for your player 2.

This sample box contains 6 candy bars, 3 of each flavour. That's 258 grams of epic, crunchy, tasty goodness: 

• High in protein & fiber
• Gluten free
• With sugar & sweeteners
• Suitable for vegetarians

In order to make these babies taste irresistable, they contain milk, soy and nuts. If you're allergic to any of these, you probably shouldn't eat them... (just saying)

How to eat instructions: (for real?!):

• Check the expiration date on the back of the bars.
• Still good? Open the package and smell it. So good, right?
• Lastly, open your watery mouth and start snacking. 
• Don't have teeth? Just heat a bar for 1 minute in the microwave at 730 Watt. (After removing the wrapper of course. Phoeh, that was close..)

Once you receive your sample box, store it in a cool and dry place. Don't leave it standing next to your overheated gaming pc. Unless you don't have teeth. Then it's fine.

If you're still reading this nonsense, you're probably interested in the actual ingredients and nutritional value. Well, here you go!

Ingredients list

Protein blend (soy protein (starch, soy lecithin) ; milk proteins) ; oligofructose (chicory root extract) ; caramel flavoured layer (polydextrose, sweetener : maltitol syrup, vegetable oils (sunflower oil, shea oil), sweetener : sorbitol syrup, skim milk powder, naturals flavors, malt extract, salt, emulsifier : soy lecithin) ; vegetable oils (RSPO certified palm kernel oil, RSPO certified palm oil, shea oil) ; polydextrose ; humectant : glycerine ; cane syrup ; almonds (nuts) ; sweetener : maltitol syrup ; cocoa powder ; cocoa paste ; sugar ; flavors ; emulsifiers : sunflower lecithin, mono and diglycerides ; salt ; antioxidant : tocopherol ; sweetener : sucralose.