Grunt Bar

Since you're here, you're probably just curious. Yet you're not that big of a risk taker who buys unknown snacks by the boxes. You're not THAT crazy...

Well, we have good news for you. You can start with just 1 bar. (Although that's actually absolutely ridiculous because, well, shipping costs and all...). And if you want to get a hold of the golden ticket, you better just go for a box instead...

Anyway, 1 bar is 43 grams of epic, crunchy, tasty goodness: 

• High in protein & fiber
• Gluten free
• With sugar & sweeteners
• Suitable for vegetarians

In order to make your bar taste irresistable, it contains milk, soy and nuts (almonds). If you're allergic to any of these, you've probably already abandonned this page. (since you're not taking risks and all)

How to eat this bar: (for real, yes, because we're not taking chances here):

• Check the expiration date on the back of the bar
• Still good? Open the package and sniff the chocolate smell
• Lastly, open your watery mouth and start snacking
• Don't have teeth? Just heat your bar for 1 minute in the microwave at 730 Watt (after removing the wrapper of course. Phoeh, that was close..)

Once you receive your bar, store it in a cool and dry place. So you probably shouldn't leave it laying next to your overheated gaming pc. Unless you don't have teeth. Then it's fine.

If you're still reading this nonsense, you're probably interested in (or worried (?) about..) the actual ingredients and nutritional value. Well, here you go!