Vortex Box

The VORTEX storm is here. A vanilla red berry whirlwind in your mouth!

What's in this box, you ask? Well, each box contains 12 candy bars of 40 grams.

That's 480 grams of epic, crunchy, tasty goodness: 

• High in protein & fiber
• Gluten free
• With sugar & sweeteners
• Suitable for vegetarians

In order to make these babies taste irresistable, they contain milk, soy. If you're allergic to any of these, you probably shouldn't eat them... (just saying)

How to eat instructions: (for real?!):

• Check the expiration date on the back of the bars.
• Still good? Open the package and first have a sniff. What a great smell, no?
• Lastly, open your watery mouth and start snacking. 
• Don't have teeth? Just heat a bar for 1 minute in the microwave at 730 Watt. (After removing the wrapper of course. Phoeh, that was close..)

Once you receive your sample box, store it in a cool and dry place. Don't leave it standing next to your overheated gaming pc. Unless you don't have teeth. Then it's fine.

If you're still reading this nonsense, you're probably interested in the actual ingredients and nutritional value. Well, here you go!